BETWEEN NOTHINGNESS N ETERNITY

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philharris
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BETWEEN NOTHINGNESS N ETERNITY

Post by philharris » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:17 am

BETWEEN NOTHINGNESS N ETERNITY

barren of events…rich in pretensions…my earthly life…
obscurity…my real name…wholly unto myself i exist…
i am alone…between failure and frustration…
i am the red thread…between nothingness and eternity…

sri chimmony................................mahavishnu orchestra

it was the dawn of a new day…’n’ to celebrate the occasion…
i packed along some extra nectar of the gods…geee’s…that’s
getting to be a habit with meee…

there i was…thoroughly sauced you might say…who am i kidding???
i was plastered…two sheets to the wind faced…pickled to the gills!!!

without warning…over the police scanner in my head i hear…”all units, code purple!”
(gang activity)…“report to the scene and apprehend suspects!”…”10-4 captain!”…
the idiot crew members in my head utter… “auh-oh, he’s drunk and delirious again”

i put the paddle to the metal ’n’ arrive on location…i pulled my weapon from its
holster ‘n’ hunted fer the suspects…taking the safety off…i raced the iron back
towards it’s holster…zip-zowy-shabang!!! gotcha!!! after a brutal encounter…
i apprehended the first suspect…

once in gill cuffs…i took off fer another suspect…pow-zing-kaboom!!!
my weapon latched on to the rat bastard!!! but he wasn’t givin’ up without a fight…
after a lengthy grueling battle…i subdued the swine!!!

it’s not every day…the yellow tail gang operates this far north on the mainland…
most of their criminal activity is perpetrated at the islands ‘n’ the southern mainland…
but…the next time they show their slimy faces in my jurisdiction…by golly…
i’ll be ready for them…

as my buzz wears off…me ‘n’ the idiot crew members in my head look up in the sky…
ponderin’ why we are here??? between nothingness ‘n’ eternity??? oh well…i’ll just kept
paddlin’ around in nature…getting’ loaded…sometimes goofin’ with this obscure…
pretentious dribble???

cheers!!!

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"thou your ship be sturdy...no mercy has the sea...will you survive on the ocean of being"...~peter gabriel

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Bellcon
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Re: BETWEEN NOTHINGNESS N ETERNITY

Post by Bellcon » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:27 am

Damn man
You know how to have fun
Love to get a northern yellow
Invite me next year

Thanks for the story brother
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HuntersPa
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Re: BETWEEN NOTHINGNESS N ETERNITY

Post by HuntersPa » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:25 pm

Great catch, greater pic, greaterer bedtime story.

Had ther not been a pic I woulda called BS.





PFFFT, who am I kidding. If anyone is gonna nab the invading marauders it's going to be one of the OG.




So, when is Idiot & the Odyssey II coming out?

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